ms-waldorf:

Heartstrings
A day with my period.
  • period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
  • period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
  • period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
  • period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
  • period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
  • period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
  • period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
  • period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
  • period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
  • period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
  • period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
  • period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
  • period: Yell at a puppy.
  • period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.

annabethchasy:

if you think embarrassing shy people on purpose is funny please do yourself a favor and shove a truck up your ass

(via pawplant)

The less you know, the sounder you sleep.
Russian Proverb (via teabythesea)

(via army-of-angelss)

justsomeranga:

janeantlers:

intimate energy

"Don’t have sex with someone you wouldn’t want to be"
A wise girl kisses but doesn’t love, listens but doesn’t believe, and leaves before she is left.
plantias:

I hope you have a nice day today! c:

grrrlfever:

wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time

(Source: lesbolution, via lonleyontop)

umplify:

Stressed, depressed and too poor to be well dressed

(Source: umplify, via greathighway)

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